the idiots are winning?: I nightmare of hellish food continues

Why I hate my hall of residency...

They are of charging me $10,000 for 16 weeks, owl, owl, owl, and they charge me $2 to wash my clothes
They do bathroom checks at 10pm just to make sure "everything is alright in there", communal showering is very dangerous
The people are like the young adults of the Mickey Mouse Club Tv show, remember that doosie
There are posters in the main hall way that say "fun mandatory meeting" oxymoron?
I have a single bed so high up I have to jump to get into it, did I mention the nifty steel framing, all the comforts of prison
I have a tiny room with cream bricks and cement, very similar to an outdated public toilet
I have to consume beer on my side of the room as my room mate is under 21