Post it notes the epitome of America

Please do not be lead to believe that I think all Americans are awful. It is not true. My room mate, yes I have a room mate, is a very lovely American girl. Being so lovely, she put her friends number on my wall planner so that I could get in contact with him, as we got along reasonably well. This provides the opportunity to expand my list of palatable Americans to two - a very exciting prospect. I was on my way out the door for a lecture when the said post-it note in question assaulted my vision. It was an orange, tubby, star post-it note with rounded spokes, as to never possibly have the option to ever hurt or offend anyone, god forbid. It just hung there violently out of place but content in its oblivion. The post-it note. The coloured post-it, the scratch and sniff post it, the shaped post-it, the multi-purpose post-it. It is just a piece of paper with some adhesive on it but American's could not leave it alone they had to make it better. Now the bastardized post-it, is fun, smells good, shines. I shuddered, shut the door and left for class.